On the weekends, the kids try to cram as many people as possible into the saloon of the boat and they watch movies while making vast quantities of noise. We’ve had up to 9 hot bodies down below at a time. Every once in a while they have to stick their heads above deck for a breath of air before descending back into the balmy depths.

A good example of what to do with that Sharpie pen that’s just burning a hole in your pocket